Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Still More Headlines

More headlines that caught my eye:

Laser detects diseases in your breath
- I already have laser breath.

Hungry moose go yard-to-yard for food
- I just liked this one. I imagine the moose going door to door with a hangdog expression.

Falling moose nearly takes out trooper
- It fell off a cliff. Good thing it wasn't an elephant.

Whole Foods 1Q profit falls 27 percent to $39.1 million, brought down by Wild Oats acquisition
- Wild Oats will do that.

Whole grains help deflate belly rolls
- Defeating the effect of jelly rolls?

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