Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Still More Headlines

More headlines that caught my eye:

Laser detects diseases in your breath
- I already have laser breath.

Hungry moose go yard-to-yard for food
- I just liked this one. I imagine the moose going door to door with a hangdog expression.

Falling moose nearly takes out trooper
- It fell off a cliff. Good thing it wasn't an elephant.

Whole Foods 1Q profit falls 27 percent to $39.1 million, brought down by Wild Oats acquisition
- Wild Oats will do that.

Whole grains help deflate belly rolls
- Defeating the effect of jelly rolls?

New Urinals

When the Cisco Fitness Center replaced the old urinals with waterless urinals, I spent five minutes trying to flush one.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Little Lytton Ideas

Some ideas for Little Lytton submissions:

Under Bob's fez was another.

"Hell hath no fury," chuckled Blake, as Mary made another swipe with the chainsaw.

"How's the tumor?", he inquired.

My new invention, slacksitives, failed to take off.