More Headlines

On msnbc.com:

• Dedimple Your Derriere
• Athletes Popping Viagra For An Extra Boost

In The San Jose Mercury News:

• Nasty chimp named 'Moe' escapes from cage, now on the loose in San Bernadino County
• [On cnn.com on 7/1: Toilet-trained chimp on the loose in California]

Bumper Stickers

Two bumper stickers I saw recently:

STOP Continental Drift

More Wag, Less Bark

Father's Day

I made this for my Dad for Father's Day:

http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/2FOxGqKKv13HwsW4wH0ypCAx

A Tribute To My Mom

Don't send a lame Mother's Day eCard.
Try JibJab Sendables!

Great (Real) Headlines

From MSNBC.com:

• Disfigured bald eagle to get a bionic beak
• Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I don’t blame Miley’ for photo flap

From the Tri-City Herald:

• Burglar shocked with Taser trying to escape

That Time Of The Month

What (not) to say when your spouse is having "that time of the month":

Bad: Where's my dinner?
Good: What shall I fix for dinner?
Better: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Best: Here, have some chocolate.

Bad: Should you be eating that?
Good: Can I fix you a nice, healthy snack?
Better: Can I fix us a nice, healthy snack?
Best: Here, have some chocolate.

Bad: What did you DO all day?
Good: I hope you didn’t overwork today.
Better: Let me clean up around here.
Best: Here, have some chocolate.

Bad: What are you so upset about?
Bad: What did I do this time?
Bad: Is anything wrong?
Best: Here, have some chocolate.

Always best: When in doubt, don't blurt it out.

Tastes Like Chicken?

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